Cardboard Canoe Challenge : 2019

Cardboard Canoe Challenge : 2019

Another year another set of crazy cardboard creations. 

8 boats went out and amazingly all stayed afloat for a while ……

Annual Prize Giving 2019

Annual Prize Giving 2019

The annual celebration of club paddlers – fast, slow, wet, dry and more took place at the old Swan at Walton on 27th April. 

The list of prizes was as follows.

The list of prizes was as follows.Best newcomer : Jana – for organising lots of weekend paddles from the club

Best newcomer : Jana – for organising lots of weekend paddles from the club
Best Xmas lights – Robert & Lourette – for the K2 reindeer sleigh
Outstanding contribution – most challenging club job – Anne-Lise – for being rack manager and dealing with all the difficult stuff
Outstanding contribution – Dan Bownds – for organising many trips, canoe sessions and other skills training
Rupert magic carpenter – for restoring the club bench.
Kathy- for doing such a great job with the website.
Wildlife Warden of the Year: Derek, for going into the sea at the back of a Menorcan cave to rescue a sea bird
Travel Agent of the Year: Morten, for booking us into a sumptuous Danish mansion for our paddling weekend.
Amanda Gosport, “Best litter picker”, she managed to find a toilet in the river, and picked it up, yuk!
Jenny, “jelly babies Queen”. She always has a stash of jelly babies on hand on every trip.
Maxine Nelson, “club rock’. from a beginner to a level 1 coach and committee member – does so much for the club
Frank, materials science award for best cardboard boat 2018


Try a Tippier Boat Evening

Try a Tippier Boat Evening

A fun evening was had by all with 30 paddlers on or in the water, with more than half trying a boat less stable than the one they usually paddle!

Peter led the session aided by Maxine giving advice, encouragement and rescue help where needed.  There was some impressive paddling (and some impressive swimming). 

Tamra also organised a fab BBQ with head chef Adam. A lovely sociable end to the evening.

DW : We did it our way, April 2019

DW: We did it our way, April 2019

The DW race is well-known to you all (and our congratulations to Mike and Elly for an excellent perfomance).  It travels through a pleasant part of England, but racing isn’t our thing, so we decided to take a tour this Eastertime from Devizes back to our home in Teddington.

Our expedition benefited greatly from being able to buy Bernard and Ivy’s ultralightweight canoe just before we left.  We called it ‘Darbon’ and this was its inaugural voyage.  It came with a 50 litre dry bag and a 75 litre dry bag, both well-filled with sunoil, sunglasses, pogies, fleeces, cags, etc.  – this was an Eastertime trip.  Here’s our report.

Sunday 14 Apr: unloaded boat and luggage at Devizes Wharf.  Parked the Yeti as close as possible to the headquarters of Wiltshire Police.  8 miles, no portages to lunch at the café at Honey Street.  7 miles, no portages to Wooton Rivers.  Here we discovered we’d left the canoe wheels in the Yeti!  Portaged 400 metres north of Bridge 108 to The Royal Oak at Wooton Rivers, supper booked for 7 – 7:30, bed and breakfast.

Monday 15 Apr: 6 miles, tunnel, 13 locks to lunch at Great Bedwyn.  Walked into village, freshly-baked Cornish Pasties and Lardy cake from the village shop for lunch (best lunch of the trip).  3 miles and 6 portages to Froxfield.  150 metres north of Bridge 90, 150 metres west along the A4 to The Pelican Inn, Froxfield.  Supper included superb roast venison.  Bed and breakfast.

Tuesday 16 Apr: 3 miles and 4 portages to lunch in Hungerford.  Lovely café just 30 metres south of Bridge  84.  4 miles, 4 portages to Kintbury.   Supper, bed and breakfast at The Dundas Arms, Kintbury, right by Kintbury lock.

Wednesday 17 Apr:  6 miles, 7 portages to lunch in Newbury.  2 course set lunch at Cote Brasserie, about 50 metres north of Bridge 59.  4 miles, 5 portages to Thatcham.   Supper, bed and breakfast at The Swan, Thatcham, 200 metres north of Bridge 42.

Thursday 18 Apr:  5 miles, 5 portages to lunch at The Rowbarge at Woolhampton, beside the canal by Bridge 31.  One mile further, after Bridge 30, by prior arrangement, left Darbon at Froud’s Marina.  Half day.  Trudged half a mile along a busy road to The Hind’s Head, Aldermaston.  After supper, bed and breakfast, pleased to find a footpath across the fields to get back to the marina.

Good Friday 19 Apr:  6 miles, 7 portages and too many low bridges to lunch at The Cunning Man in Burghfield, before Bridge 14.  Table booked for 2 at noon.  4 miles and 3 portages to refreshment stop in Reading.  Then 5 miles and 3 locks to Wargrave.  Landed on a slipway, about 400 metres to The Bull on the High Street, for supper, bed and breakfast. 

Saturday 20 Apr:  7 miles, 2 locks to planned lunchstop at The Flower Pot at Aston, but we were feeling full of energy and pressed on.   9 miles, 3 locks to Cookham; we were through Marlow Lock 2 hours ahead of the DW race!  Stayed two nights at the Crown in Cookham to let both parts of the race pass us by.  On Sunday we enjoyed a pleasant walk across the fields to Boulter’s Lock, where we had an ice cream with our picnic, and strolled back to Cookham alongside the Thames and Cliveden Reach.

Easter Monday 22 Apr:  3 miles, 2 locks to Maidenhead:  lunch break evaded again.  11 miles, 4 locks to Old Windsor. Landed 200 metres upstream of the Bells of Ouzeley, so that was our lunch stop.  Bed and breakfast was 500 metres along the road at McMillans B&B in Old Windsor. 

Tuesday 23 Apr:  8 miles, 3 locks to lunch at Thames Court (Shepperton).  On to tea with Carole in Hampton (a welcome break mid way between Shepperton and Teddington).  Then on home.

Wed 24 Apr:  train from Hampton Wick via Clapham Junction to Salisbury, then a bus via Berwick St John, Shrewton and Market Lavington to Devizes.  Collected Yeti.  Drove home.

Paddlers and scribes:  Andrew Wallace and Norma Morris

Barley Mow to Greywell Tunnel, March 30th 2019

Barley Mow to Greywell Tunnel, March 30th 2019

Our select band (Tamra, Jana, Phil, Frank and yours truly) assembled at 8.30 at the club to collect our chosen boats pausing only for Tamra to complain that she should have bought her heels to get the boat on top of her car and for me to explain that due to over-indulgence the night before I was in less than fine form.

After the short hop down the M3 to Fleet we parked in the public car park next to the Barley Mow pub luckily avoiding any unfortunate business with the restricted height barrier. From there a good heave and we could literally have thrown the boats straight into the canal. By this time the weather was warm and sunny so we took off most of the layers we had donned and got going.

The first section of the canal has lovely wooded countryside to both of sides of it which did mean a fair bit of debris in the water but really that was the only thing to complain about. Jana impressed us with her ornithological knowledge. Examples; “Oh that’s a really cute duck”, “Are those two birds mating whilst they’re flying?”

We paddled straight past King Johns (Odiham) castle and dodged several overenthusiastic “yoof” in hired canoes / kayaks / rowing boats before coming to the only real obstacle in the trip (no portages on this part of the canal) the low bridge at Greywell. Apparently the canal was unusually high and it was touch and go whether we could slip underneath it. Tamra got the award for the most elegant transit, a gentle limbo action that saw her through in seconds.

We soon neared the end of the canal (a collapsed tunnel now a bat sanctuary) at this point the water was very shallow and choked with a red-brown weed that made our progress more like punting than paddling. It was impossible to turn around so we had to reverse through the channel we had ploughed through the weed like mini ice-breakers.

After the turn we arrived back at King John’s castle and stopped for snacks (Thank you Jana for the banana bread) and a short history lesson, apparently the castle was once the home to Kings but it is now little more than a few rough stone walls and some signs promising certain death to anyone foolish enough to climb up them.

Refreshed we pressed on again dodging some even more “merry” and out-of-control folk in a row boat. By this time my head had cleared and I was enjoying the lovely weather, scenery, cute ducks and non-existent flow.

Arriving back the at the Barley mow we loaded out boats and headed to the pub for food. There was almost a rebellion when we found that the wait was an hour. The possibility that we might not be entertaining enough company for this extended period of time was voiced by one of our number but in the end we only had to wait for 25 minutes or so.

Thanks to Phil for organising the trip (and transporting my boat and I), to all concerned for the good company and to the weather gods for being kind to us.


Selsey to Pagham Harbour, March 23rd 2019

Selsey to Pagham Harbour - March 23rd 2019

With Dan, Andrew, Derek, Frank, Peter, John S, Charles, Andy, Norma, Maxine, Michele S, Amanda and Tamra

Advertised as 8 miles but turned out to be 11 miles….maybe we wiggled around the coast a lot more than expected.
We departed from the club about 8:30 am…unless you were Dan who set off about an hour earlier as he couldn’t sleep! This was Dan’s second sea kayaking trip as a leader; aided by Andrew and Michele S who are thoroughbred sea kayakers.
The weather was mild enough that Frank and Andrew were happy enough to strip down to underpants on Selsey beach…
OK they were in the process of getting on dry suits but that ruins the story. Dry suits probably ended up wetter inside than out (sweat, not lack of toilets)
Conditions looked to be pretty flat when we set off though there did turn out to be quite a lot of head wind and sea eddy to battle against.
We did have a time window to get into the harbour area before high tide and as I was dragging along at the back Derek then Andrew kindly gave me a tow.
Just before we entered the harbour things hotted up for me when Andrew released the tow line and yelled “Go, Go, Go!!! Assuming I might have a shark on my tail I promptly parted his company into some turbulent water that saw me disappear several feet momentarily. Happily no sharks and no capsizing for me on this trip.
Pagham harbour is supremely quiet…or at least is was until we got there. Not a lot going on there; though there was a pub. We had a picnic lunch a few photos and pee’s in the bushes…then we set
off on our return leg.
Returning was a lot less effort and faster; but that may have been because I then had about 3 people towing me by this stage. Hopefully more of an exercise than an necessity?! 
Lots of people got to use ropes and clips on this trip (I’m sure there is an S&M joke to be had there somewhere?)
We got back to Selsey all in one piece and still smiling. Only person that was wet was Peter L who threw himself out of his boat as the sea hadn’t. He just can’t help “Loying about!” . Sadly no ice-cream van or beach bar to greet our return; just Franks soggy donuts.
Time keeping was pretty bang on we set-off 10:30 am and arrived back 3:40 pm. Back to the club for about 6 pm, sipping a G&T by 7 pm.
All good in the world 🙂
Tamra Cave 

Hertford to Broxbourne-March 2019

Hertford to Broxbourne March 2019

On 9 March, Dan led the intrepid Hamptoneers Frank, Maxine, Michele and Peter McB on an exploratory paddle of the Lee Navigation, a canalised river. With winds of 25 mph mostly on our back, gusting to 40 mph, we thought we’d be finished quickly. However we didn’t count on nearly every portage being high or having an overhang, requiring us to get into and out of the boats using some novel approaches. It was a good skills development paddle that we’ll remember for some time.

Thanks to Dan for organising the paddle, and my friend Chantal and her dog Fraser for driving the car drivers from Broxbourne back to Hertford to pick up their cars.


Bells of Ouzeley to Club

Bells of Ouzeley to HCC 23rd Feb 2019

On 23 Feb Andrew led a gentle paddle from the Bells of Ouzeley back to the club. Frank, Jana, Maxine, Norma, Rick and Val joined him but as Jenny wasn’t on the trip there is little photographic evidence of the trip. The only evidence shows that it started off foggy, and quickly became sunny, and it was foggy when Frank convinced Maxine to paddle ‘only one extra mile’ without mentioning the mystery extra portage. 
At Penton Hook lock we were told to paddle down the left side of the river as a rowing race with 48 boats was going to take up the entire other side of the river. With images of a flotilla of rowing boats coming towards us it was almost disappointing that they only appeared one at a time. The only other excitement was Maxine and Frank being in the middle of a flock of swans as they took off. 
Unusually for a February paddle, the sunblock was definitely needed and lunch at Thames Court was al fresco. 
To quote the trip leader it was “Lovely weather, lovely river, lovely people, lovely lunch: perfect”